The neep can exclusively reveal that this summers recent deluge of rain and drizzle of dampness has came to the attention of major US company Duck Corp. They contacted us with news of their plans for a new duck theme park to be built right here in Moist Moray. ” Wowzers you guys have the crappiest summer weather ever , which is great for ducks. We here at Duck Corp cant wait to get started on this new exciting venture, just as soon as funding is available from your Local banks/cooncil/good fund or whatever.” They also sent the Neep first draft plans for the new Ducktastic Pond Filled Park Of Dreams. Bakers in Moray will benefit from the sales of oot of date bread.
- JIM ALLISON
- Badan Mhugaidh