Moray toorist board chiefs were celebrating today with the successful launch of Lighthoose 1 from Lossie. “On the very day 50 year ago that Apollo 11 took off for the moon we have put a lighthoose intae space,” gushed an excited chief. “This pulled in at least 500 visitors and next we are planning to launch ane of the Elgin Cathedral spires intae space.This will be slightly mair costly than the 500 million it cost to launch the Lighthoose but worth it in the end with all the xtra B n B bookings.”

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